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Mellat Bank Welcomes You to Gayland


A scene from Jeniffer Lopez video, Papi
Sometimes you can see the cutest gay video made in a country which opposes gay rights the most.
I'm not kidding.
The State TV of Iran recently made an advertisement for Mellat Bank copying Jennifer Lopez video Papi scene by scene. The difference is the state TV didn't want to show men running after a woman as such scenes cannot be shown on Iran's National Television and instead they replaced Lopez by a man!!!
So the result is a video with a nice gay theme. Men running after a man with a rose in their hands!
I really want to see inside the brain of the person who made this advert.
And remember we have no gays in Iran!


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