I'm sure you've heard "Why did the chicken cross the road" joke series. For me the funniest of all is this:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Ahmadinejad: The road and technology of crossing the road that our country has, is the result of Iranian youth's scientific development and is Iranian nation's right. We will continue crossing the road. The wave of spirituality and awareness in Islam's World will eliminate this chicken from the face of the Islamic World soon hopefully.
Aren't such comments familiar to you?!